Ladies! Do you wish you could get all the glamor of tying a sweater around your waist in a shirt? Do you wish tops were more like those unflattering old lady bathing suits? Do you want to draw attention to the thickest part of your waist? Peplum!
Forecast: spooky with a 20% chance of monsters.
Excellent used bookstore trip!
Dear Everyone: You will be receiving a wildly inappropriate customized crock pot for Christmas next year.
Lots of love,
Crista
If you only have one Halloween decoration, make it Creepy Monkey. Creepy Monkey: coming alive at night and murdering your family since 1950. 
I’m glad someone did this b/c god knows I really, really wanted to.
(via badobality)
(via nataliedeecomics)
This picture came up in my Facebook newsfeed. I’m very tempted to put that as one of those annoying signature lines in emails to my employees. We’ve got to fix this “I’m a special snowflake—better than all the other snowflakes” problem before graduation somehow.
From thatkindofwoman.tumblr.com:
“Photograph by Tim Walker for Vogue December 2011
In northern Mongolia, reindeer territory, 13-year-old Puje fearlessly explores the wild landscape.”
Badassery.
I try to do something to annoy Dave every now and again. This is a precaution in case I predecease him. If I’m occasionally annoying, he’ll miss me an appropriate amount, but be able to get on with life when he recalls things like this. Lately, I’ve been singing: 
(Click on the youtube link just above the tags to miss me a little less after I’ve perished.)
You’re welcome, dear.
shaunusher (via Instagram)
(via Peonies and Polaroids)
There’s a Radiolab episode: http://www.radiolab.org/2007/aug/14/there-is-no-lord-of-the-fireflies/
