If you only have one Halloween decoration, make it Creepy Monkey. Creepy Monkey: coming alive at night and murdering your family since 1950.
I try to do something to annoy Dave every now and again. This is a precaution in case I predecease him. If I’m occasionally annoying, he’ll miss me an appropriate amount, but be able to get on with life when he recalls things like this. Lately, I’ve been singing:
(Click on the youtube link just above the tags to miss me a little less after I’ve perished.)
You’re welcome, dear.
There’s a Radiolab episode: http://www.radiolab.org/2007/aug/14/there-is-no-lord-of-the-fireflies/